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DEATH STAR
by Mike Lynch
(Sung by Moff Jerjerrod at the beginning of "Return of the Jedi" to the tune of "Chain Gang")

(SPOKEN)

JERJERROD: We shall double our efforts.
VADER: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

(SINGING)
<clink> Ooh!
<clink> Ah!
<clink> Ooh!
<clink> Ah!

(well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star
Oh, that's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star

All day long they work so hard 'til the suns are goin' down
Workin' fast, or they won't last when the Emperor comes to town
"Sometimes the pain can excruciate us!"
"They'll find new ways to motivate us . . ."

(well don't you know)
That's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star
Oh, that's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star
I can hear 'em sayin'
<clink> Ooh!
<clink> Ah!
<clink> Gurgle!
<clink> Choke!!

My men are working as fast as they can,
Oh please Lord Vader, don't cut off my hand.
A little spackle and some rubber glue
And this tin can'll look as good as new.

(oh don't you know)
That's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star
Oh, that's the sound of the men workin' on the Death Star
All day long they're singin'
<clink> Ooh!
<clink>Ah!
<clink>Caulk!
<clink>Solder!
<clink>Spinal Injury!
<clink>Workman's Comp!
<clink>The shield . . . ?
<clink>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

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