Why the Empire?
Evil? We Imperial Chicks don’t think so. Any government
will eventually become as oppressive as its citizens will allow.
Was the weakened and corrupt Republic any better? Perhaps the
“evil” Empire got its bad rep because the so-called
“good guys” won and re-wrote history. Before
that, perhaps the Imperials were the good guys and the Rebels
were cowardly terrorists.
Evil? We Imperial Chicks don't think so. One's impression of
the so-called bad guys is entirely dependent on one's
relationship to them. We want to be the Imperials’ wives
and sweethearts. We know they’re going to be very good
to us! But then, that's true of the men on almost every side of
Therefore we will simply choose whichever side is stronger, safer,
wealthier, drives cooler vehicles…and dresses more
stylishly. The Empire wins THAT battle hands down!
*Blitzen, who is now happily
joined by loyal Imperial citizens Dancer and Prancer,
originally conceived this site.