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You may ask: “What makes these particular guys extra special to us Imperial Chicks…so much so that we lovingly call them our men?” Is it just their stylish uniforms? Is it the cultured, Coruscanti basic in which they speak? Or is it the no nonsense approach in which they have sworn to protect loyal citizens from those wretched hives of Rebel scum and criminal villainy? We suppose it’s all of the above…and more. Anyway you look at it, the proud men of the Empire need our love…and oodles of understanding. It isn’t easy being called “bad guys” by the unenlightened masses. Our men have a difficult, oft times brutal job of bringing peace and order to the galaxy. We Imperial Chicks are here to let them know we whole-heartedly support their goals of galactic domination while we wait breathlessly…with open arms…for their triumphant return. |
